ROOMS AT THE HO-TEL

Rooms & Suites

Clean-ish. Comfortable. Completely unforgettable.

Choose from four all-king rooms, each with its own level of comfort, chaos, and purple.

Fictional rooms. Real comedy. These rooms are part of the HO-TEL entertainment world. No real motel reservations are offered.

The Boss Suite at the HO-TEL
4King Rooms
FOUR DISTINCT STYLES

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Every official HO-TEL room uses a king-size bed. From the Classic King to the full Boss Suite, each space follows the Room Bible: purple accents, gold details, neon glow, and a little questionable charm.

ROOM BIBLE DETAILS

The HO-TEL Room Standard

One king bed, the official purple-pink-black-gold palette, warm neon lighting, and unmistakable HO-TEL attitude in every room.

King Bed StandardEvery room and suite includes one king-size bed.
Official PalettePurple, hot pink, black, gold, and warm neon lighting.
Consistent WorldRooms belong inside the official U-shaped HO-TEL property.
Jewels ApprovedClassy in his mind, questionable in reality, always good for bizness.
Classic King01
Quiet, simple, and made for guests who want the HO-TEL experience without too much extra drama.

Classic King

One king-size bed, neon-night comfort, and just enough class to make Jewels proud.

King bed • Vanity • Motel-view window
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Deluxe King02
Roomier and more relaxed, with a lounge corner for guests who plan to stay awhile.

Deluxe King

A larger king room with extra seating, extra attitude, and enough space to settle in without starting a crew meeting.

King bed • Extra seating • Free parking
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Honeymoon Suite03
Dramatic, romantic, and designed for grand entrances, anniversary surprises, and unforgettable stories.

Honeymoon Suite

Romance, purple sparkle, gold trim, and absolutely no questions asked.

King bed • Romantic lighting • VIP touches
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The Boss Suite04
Big personality, bold styling, and the most room to relax, plan, or pretend you own the place.

The Boss Suite

Jewels’ idea of first-class living: bigger space, bold purple details, and a seat worthy of the Boss.

King bed • Lounge area • Boss-level style
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ROOM 01

Classic King

One king-size bed, neon-night comfort, and just enough class to make Jewels proud.

Room personality

Quiet, simple, and made for guests who want the HO-TEL experience without too much extra drama.

Amenities

King bed • Vanity • Motel-view window. A clean bathroom, warm vanity lighting, and classic purple accents complete the room.

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ROOM 02

Deluxe King

A larger king room with extra seating, extra attitude, and enough space to settle in without starting a crew meeting.

Room personality

Roomier and more relaxed, with a lounge corner for guests who plan to stay awhile.

Amenities

King bed • Extra seating • Free parking. A private bathroom, larger vanity, mini fridge, and a comfortable sitting area give this room its upgraded feel.

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ROOM 03

Honeymoon Suite

Romance, purple sparkle, gold trim, and absolutely no questions asked.

Room personality

Dramatic, romantic, and designed for grand entrances, anniversary surprises, and unforgettable stories.

Amenities

King bed • Romantic lighting • VIP touches. Soft lighting, a glam vanity, plush seating, and gold details make the suite feel special from every angle.

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ROOM 04

The Boss Suite

Jewels’ idea of first-class living: bigger space, bold purple details, and a seat worthy of the Boss.

Room personality

Big personality, bold styling, and the most room to relax, plan, or pretend you own the place.

Amenities

King bed • Lounge area • Boss-level style. The largest bathroom and vanity area, a statement lounge chair, and premium HO-TEL details finish the Boss experience.

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THE FINE PRINT—JEWELS STYLE

What every HO-TEL room includes

Always Open in Jewels’ MindBecause closing is bad for bizness.
Free ParkingRight in the middle of the action.
Lucky Dragon NearbyFine dining and fast chopping.
No JudgmentAt the HO-TEL, our HOs don’t tell.
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These fictional rooms are part of the HO-TEL comedy world. No real motel reservations are offered. Explore the crew and see what happens behind every door.