Clean-ish. Comfortable. Completely unforgettable.
Choose from four all-king rooms, each with its own level of comfort, chaos, and purple.
Fictional rooms. Real comedy. These rooms are part of the HO-TEL entertainment world. No real motel reservations are offered.
Every official HO-TEL room uses a king-size bed. From the Classic King to the full Boss Suite, each space follows the Room Bible: purple accents, gold details, neon glow, and a little questionable charm.
One king bed, the official purple-pink-black-gold palette, warm neon lighting, and unmistakable HO-TEL attitude in every room.
01One king-size bed, neon-night comfort, and just enough class to make Jewels proud.
02A larger king room with extra seating, extra attitude, and enough space to settle in without starting a crew meeting.
03Romance, purple sparkle, gold trim, and absolutely no questions asked.
04Jewels’ idea of first-class living: bigger space, bold purple details, and a seat worthy of the Boss.
One king-size bed, neon-night comfort, and just enough class to make Jewels proud.
Quiet, simple, and made for guests who want the HO-TEL experience without too much extra drama.
King bed • Vanity • Motel-view window. A clean bathroom, warm vanity lighting, and classic purple accents complete the room.
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A larger king room with extra seating, extra attitude, and enough space to settle in without starting a crew meeting.
Roomier and more relaxed, with a lounge corner for guests who plan to stay awhile.
King bed • Extra seating • Free parking. A private bathroom, larger vanity, mini fridge, and a comfortable sitting area give this room its upgraded feel.
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Romance, purple sparkle, gold trim, and absolutely no questions asked.
Dramatic, romantic, and designed for grand entrances, anniversary surprises, and unforgettable stories.
King bed • Romantic lighting • VIP touches. Soft lighting, a glam vanity, plush seating, and gold details make the suite feel special from every angle.
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Jewels’ idea of first-class living: bigger space, bold purple details, and a seat worthy of the Boss.
Big personality, bold styling, and the most room to relax, plan, or pretend you own the place.
King bed • Lounge area • Boss-level style. The largest bathroom and vanity area, a statement lounge chair, and premium HO-TEL details finish the Boss experience.
Back to all rooms ↑These fictional rooms are part of the HO-TEL comedy world. No real motel reservations are offered. Explore the crew and see what happens behind every door.